Tonight we’ve decided to get drunk with fictional 30-year-old men.
- Drink every time that Ruxin mentions how hot his wife is (We don’t blame him)
- Drink every time that Andre gets ripped on
- Drink every time Taco comes up with a new scheme.
- Drink every time that Kevin loses in fantasy.
- Drink every time Shiva gets mentioned and chug the rest of your drink when she makes an appearance.
- Finish your drink any time the Shiva trophy makes an appearance.
- Drink any time that the word “collusion” is said.
- Chug during the whole song if Taco does something musical.
- Drink anytime the word “Frittata” is used.
- Take 2 drinks any time that Jenny curses.
- Take a shot every time “Vineger Strokes” is said.
- Finish your drink every time Taco Corp holds a board meeting.
- Finish your drink every time Dirty Randy makes an appearance.
- Take 2 drinks every time Rafi is creepy.
No, we aren’t in college anymore. And yes, we’ll probably black out in the first fifteen minutes.